You really coming over, don't trick.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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