Tell her she can't have a vagina
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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