Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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