Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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