I want to walk on stilts...naked
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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