So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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