no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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