Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
"it" just moved
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
try to milk me bitch
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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