Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it's like iHOP with fire
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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