I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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