He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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