i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
