Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'm always down for nudity.
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