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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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