Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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