I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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