Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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