State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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