idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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