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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

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Oh yea! I was just doing that too!

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(814): I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina. (610): Oh yea! I was just doing that too! http://tfl.nu/grjr

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(780): Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important http://tfl.nu/ydfw

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.

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(603): well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access. http://tfl.nu/o23q

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(440): View more from Ohio

Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

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(440): Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet. http://tfl.nu/2c2c

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If i need to get strippers involved i will.

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(414): If i need to get strippers involved i will. http://tfl.nu/3tx8

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(360): View more from Washington

Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.

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(360): Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything. http://tfl.nu/kqmn

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(440): View more from Ohio

Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore

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(440): Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore http://tfl.nu/9n7j

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(307): View more from Wyoming

They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.

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(307): They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting. http://tfl.nu/gm65

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs

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(414): Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs http://tfl.nu/ace8

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(207): View more from Maine

That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"

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(207): That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain" http://tfl.nu/84lt

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(563): View more from Iowa

You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

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(563): You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar. http://tfl.nu/9hcy

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(817): View more from Texas

Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.

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(817): Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer. http://tfl.nu/fjqn

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(713): View more from Texas

Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.

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(713): Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon. http://tfl.nu/r8yq

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!

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(651): Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me! http://tfl.nu/o7c9

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(330): View more from Ohio

We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall

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(330): We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall http://tfl.nu/fnyt

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