Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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