Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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