just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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