I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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