i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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