The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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