doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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