Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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We need to get me chipped asap
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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