soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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