So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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