Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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