dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it hurts more in the daytime
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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