i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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