I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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