No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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