Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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