we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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