It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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