i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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