Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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