there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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