Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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