New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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