in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
