I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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