Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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