she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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