He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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