This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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