I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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