I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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