He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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