Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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