dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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